6:15 AM – Still asleep
6:30 AM – Hit snooze button for the first time
7:00 AM – Realize the day is approaching regardless of how I feel about it
7:30 AM – Wake-up by scrolling through my Facebook timeline. Judge people.
8:00 AM – Get a shower and get dressed
8:30 AM – Stop for coffee even if it means getting into the office after 9:00
9:15 – Noon – Try to keep my head above water, get distracted be several IM’s, calls, and urgent messages
Noon – Eat lunch out – most likely at a Mexican restaurant where I suffer mouth abrasions from tortilla chips
1:00 – 5:00 – Get 1 or 2 things done and feel a fleeting sense of accomplishment
5:00 – Regret not getting to work earlier so I could be home by now
5:45 – Decide tonight is not the night for my monthly work-out
6:30 – Drink a protein shake accompanied by a half-bottle of wine (feel like that’s showing restraint)
7:30 – Watch TV
8:00 – Start playing PS4
9:00 – Promise I’ll only play 30 more minutes
9:30 – Lie to myself about how tired I am
10:00 – Finally put down the PS4 controller because it’s out of battery and I’m too far away to plug it in
10:30 – Lie awake…vowing that tomorrow will be different