{"id":37,"date":"2011-02-15T00:51:50","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T00:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/?p=37"},"modified":"2011-02-15T00:51:50","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T00:51:50","slug":"bachelor-pad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Bachelor Pad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First off, I received my first comment and was excited until I discovered it was SPAM trying to get people to watch porn.\u00a0 Gross.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, as some of you (the 5 people that read this) may know, I\u2019ve recently abandoned the suburbs and moved back to the city.\u00a0I\u2019m an official Midtowner and all I lack is the \u201c38104? bumper sticker for Rhonda.\u00a0 I absolutely\u00a0love the location and am happy to be close to so many friends.\u00a0 Great restaurants are within walking distance too.<\/p>\n<p>The moving in process continues to be slow as I\u2019m never home, but I\u2019ve finally gotten most of what I want done.\u00a0 A new bed is the next step.\u00a0 I plan on being here a couple of years and have even toyed with buying it, but home (or condo) ownership is not something I\u2019m interested in for a long time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First off, I received my first comment and was excited until I discovered it was SPAM trying to get people to watch porn.\u00a0 Gross. Anyhow, as some of you (the 5 people that read this) may know, I\u2019ve recently abandoned the suburbs and moved back to the city.\u00a0I\u2019m an official Midtowner and all I lack&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/?p=37\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josephweekly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}