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Ways to Feel Confident About Your Body at the Beach

  1. Create a laser that temporarily blinds all other beachgoers for a couple of hours
  2. Only invite people fatter than you to swim/lounge/sunbathe
  3. Go at night
  4. Lower your body fat percentage to the point of visible abs
  5. Embrace your body the way it is and love yourself


Note: List ranked in order from most likely to happen to least likely to happen